Just when you thought you couldn’t squeeze any more out of a brand, the Wookie factory and Uncle George come up with this beautiful little number below:
That’s Right, Burgers! Seems like a logical move for Lucas Film, No? My biggest concern possibly being the color of the bun on the “Dark Vador” sandwich, pure black just like his heart. That might be great for a dark lord of the sith’s heart but I’m not sure consuming that much black food coloring would be anything near healthy for a human. Of course this is only in a few countries in Europe and I’m sure they’re just testing the waters for a possible North American assault on the fast food chains with Wookie burgers and black bunned “Dark Vador” novelty sandwiches for us all. You can only guess what Uncle George’s team and Skywalker ranch will come up with next. We all shutter in anticipation.
The Burgers really are being released from French and Belgian Quick fast food chains to celebrate Star Wars Episode I 3D being released in theaters soon. They will be available starting January 31, and will only be available for one month. So if you happen to be near a Quick this month please please try the black bunned “Dark Vador” burger and let us know here at Celluloid Pop Culture Junkie how it tastes or if anyone drops dead in the restaurant from consumption, whatever, it’s all good . I’m really dying to know all about it first hand.
Really truly unbelievable, humans are so so dumb…
Till Next Time. Stay Tuned.